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How will your guy rank? Take this quiz to find out!

Rate Your Mate

1.) If your guy was a kitchen utencil, what would he be?
a.) refrigerator-light is always off.
b.) tea kettle-hot & steamy
c.) a microwave-try's to please you, but isn't hot enough.
d.) sink-plumbings always good.

2.) If your man was a pie he would be :
a.)cherry-hot & sloppy(messy)
b.)Pecan-hard
c.)apple-sweet
d.)blueberry-dark and good

3.) If your guy was a CD :
a.) Prince( the artist ) ( I can't make that sign)-gay
b.) White Zombie- heavy and wavey
c.) Gin Blossems-soft & easy rock
d.) Mariay Carey - go's to far up the scale !

4.) If your man was a piece of furniture he would be:
a.)couch-comfy and cozy
b.) otamen- stinkey and hard
c.) rechliner - always go's back, but gets stuck
d.) table - hard wood

5.) If your boyfriend was a superhero cartoon :
a.) Superman- looks great in tights
b.) Batman - clever( & a great chest )
c.) Spiderman - a bug(pest)
d.) The Tic - what can I say, he spreads dieses.

6.) Which T.V. personallity does your mate fit ?
a.) Homer Simpson ( The Simpsons )
b.) Tim Allen ( Home Improvement )
c.) Ben Savage ( Boy Meets World )
d.) Jerry Sienfield ( Sienfeld )

7.) If your guy was a aminal he would be :
a.) dog - mean
b.) cat - lovable
c.) lizard - scales
d.) bat - mysterious

8.) If your man was a piece of athletic equipment he would be :
a.) ball - can't stay still, always bouncy
b.) sports bra - somewhat, supportive
c.) baseball bat - hard wood, and drives
d.) mitt - protects you , barely

9.) Your man is :
A.) Jock
B.) Couch Patato

10.) If he was an electric device :
a.) CD player - plays all your favorites
b.) TV - always running, but there's never anything good on.
c.) Specker - loud and boomin'

11.) If your man was a shoe :
a.) airwalk or vans - trendy and popular
b.) army boot - dirty & big
c.) hush puppy - smooth
d.) sandle - keeps you cool till winter

Then.................. you add up scores :
1.) A=100 B=300 C=200 D=400
2.) A=200 B=100 C=400 D=300
3.) A=100 B=300 C=400 D=200
4.) A=400 B=200 C=300 D=100
5.) A=300 B=400 C=200 D=100
6.) A=100 B=400 C=300 D=200
7.) A=100 B=400 C=200 D=300
8.) A=300 B=400 C=100 D=200
9.) A=500 B=1000
10.) A=400 B=200 C=300
11.) A=400 B=100 C=300 D=200
THEN............... ADD UP POINTS AND LOOK TO SEE WHO YOUR MAN RANKS WITH :
SCORE:
1600 : Dead
1700 : Inflatable Blow Up Doll
1800 : Cave man
1900 : Your Cousin
2000 : A bi Guy
2100 : A crossdresser
2200 : Gay guy
2300 : Macully Culkin
2400 : Al Gore
2500 : roper(hick)
2600 : Albert Einstien
2700 : Butthead
2800 : Beavis
2900 : Jeff Goldblum
3000 : Dana Carvey
3100 : King of the Hill
3200 : Howard Stern
3300 : Andy Richter
3400 : Conan O' Brien
3500 : Jim Carrey
3600 : Tiger Woods
3700 : Elijah Wood
3800 : Brad Renfro
3900 : Tim Allen
4000 : John Lequizomo
4100 : Bill Pullman
4200 : Will Smith
4300 : Bruce Willis
4400 : L.L. Cool J.
4500 : Tom Cruise
4600 : Brad Pitt
4700 : Christian Slater
4800 : Leonardo DiCaprio
4900 : Cupid , God of Love
5000 : The Ulimate Guy ! : )