Rate Your Mate
1.) If your guy was a kitchen utencil, what would he be? a.) refrigerator-light is always off. b.) tea kettle-hot & steamy c.) a microwave-try's to please you, but isn't hot enough. d.) sink-plumbings always good.
2.) If your man was a pie he would be : a.)cherry-hot & sloppy(messy) b.)Pecan-hard c.)apple-sweet d.)blueberry-dark and good
3.) If your guy was a CD : a.) Prince( the artist ) ( I can't make that sign)-gay b.) White Zombie- heavy and wavey c.) Gin Blossems-soft & easy rock d.) Mariay Carey - go's to far up the scale !
4.) If your man was a piece of furniture he would be: a.)couch-comfy and cozy b.) otamen- stinkey and hard c.) rechliner - always go's back, but gets stuck d.) table - hard wood
5.) If your boyfriend was a superhero cartoon : a.) Superman- looks great in tights b.) Batman - clever( & a great chest ) c.) Spiderman - a bug(pest) d.) The Tic - what can I say, he spreads dieses.
6.) Which T.V. personallity does your mate fit ? a.) Homer Simpson ( The Simpsons ) b.) Tim Allen ( Home Improvement ) c.) Ben Savage ( Boy Meets World ) d.) Jerry Sienfield ( Sienfeld )
7.) If your guy was a aminal he would be : a.) dog - mean b.) cat - lovable c.) lizard - scales d.) bat - mysterious
8.) If your man was a piece of athletic equipment he would be : a.) ball - can't stay still, always bouncy b.) sports bra - somewhat, supportive c.) baseball bat - hard wood, and drives d.) mitt - protects you , barely
9.) Your man is : A.) Jock B.) Couch Patato
10.) If he was an electric device : a.) CD player - plays all your favorites b.) TV - always running, but there's never anything good on. c.) Specker - loud and boomin'
11.) If your man was a shoe : a.) airwalk or vans - trendy and popular b.) army boot - dirty & big c.) hush puppy - smooth d.) sandle - keeps you cool till winter
Then.................. you add up scores : 1.) A=100 B=300 C=200 D=400 2.) A=200 B=100 C=400 D=300 3.) A=100 B=300 C=400 D=200 4.) A=400 B=200 C=300 D=100 5.) A=300 B=400 C=200 D=100 6.) A=100 B=400 C=300 D=200 7.) A=100 B=400 C=200 D=300 8.) A=300 B=400 C=100 D=200 9.) A=500 B=1000 10.) A=400 B=200 C=300 11.) A=400 B=100 C=300 D=200 THEN............... ADD UP POINTS AND LOOK TO SEE WHO YOUR MAN RANKS WITH : SCORE: 1600 : Dead 1700 : Inflatable Blow Up Doll 1800 : Cave man 1900 : Your Cousin 2000 : A bi Guy 2100 : A crossdresser 2200 : Gay guy 2300 : Macully Culkin 2400 : Al Gore 2500 : roper(hick) 2600 : Albert Einstien 2700 : Butthead 2800 : Beavis 2900 : Jeff Goldblum 3000 : Dana Carvey 3100 : King of the Hill 3200 : Howard Stern 3300 : Andy Richter 3400 : Conan O' Brien 3500 : Jim Carrey 3600 : Tiger Woods 3700 : Elijah Wood 3800 : Brad Renfro 3900 : Tim Allen 4000 : John Lequizomo 4100 : Bill Pullman 4200 : Will Smith 4300 : Bruce Willis 4400 : L.L. Cool J. 4500 : Tom Cruise 4600 : Brad Pitt 4700 : Christian Slater 4800 : Leonardo DiCaprio 4900 : Cupid , God of Love 5000 : The Ulimate Guy ! : )
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